Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay  telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...
But what we found out is that each
In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.

one of us is a brain...

and an athlete...
and a basket case...
a princess...
and a criminal...

Does that answer your question?

               Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club ♥